Fart Bombed

Monster appears to lovingly headbutt Human whilst she reads Kindle.

Monster farts.

Monster runs. 

Shower Time

Monster decided to get in the shower with Human.

She is not sure how she feels about it, other than damp.

Lie In

Saturday morning. 5am. 

Kitten comes home wanting breakfast. Whines until Human is awake and feeds both.
5.30am. Decides Monster isn’t allowed to sleep on the bed and it’s hers. 
6am. Whines that her sister exists. Shouts at Human What Cycles to Work. Human explains that Kitten already has her immortal soul and doesn’t know what else to offer. 
6.30am. Kitten cross with Monster for walking past her. Monster cross with Kitten for the bop she got. Both come to cry to Human about their grievances. 
7am. Human tries to go back to sleep. 
7.30am. Kitten having an argument with Monster in the hallway because Monster went into the bathroom (???). Kitten starts said argument and then cries to Human afterward. 
Human is unsympathetic. Human is going back to sleep.

Monster Time

Kitten is out, probably finding a Halloween costume, and Monster doesn’t need one because she is a (snot) monster. She has chosen Human cuddles instead. Good choice.

Bulb Brightness 

Kitten = understands that if you turn the red dial, the cat flap door settings change and can move it as desired

Monster = doesn’t understand that if she bites her own foot, it hurts, and if you then bite it in revenge, it hurts more
… I think we’re dealing with two different levels of intellect here.


Winter Boots

Kitten enjoying some one on one time with Human. Sleepies and purrings, some kneadings and then just toe beans. 

Kitten’s winter coat has come in and she is now fluffier than fluff.

Monster sleeping on Human What Cycles to Work downstairs.

Study Buddy

Kitten is much more respectful of Human studying and is having a nap while the big tap in the sky is turned on.