Momma, I’m Stuck

Human comes home. No sign of Monster.

This is out of routine.

Human waits. No Monster. Human checks usual hidey holes. No Monster.

Human goes outside. Calls Monster. Plaintive cry comes from the trees behind next door’s garden. Human continues to call. Monster makes definitive “halp I am stucks” sounds.

Human enlists help of Human What Lives Next Door and Human What Cycles to Work.

Monster is about 6 feet up a tree and is not at all stuck but is convinced that she is. Sees Human What Cycles to Work and promptly comes down.

What a drama llama.

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