Human What Cycles to Work is knackered and so goes to bed ultra early.
Kitten decides now is an excellent time to go LARPing and chooses to go as Boudicca.
Kitten marches through the undergrowth of the wilds of Behind the House and smears herself in war paint (read: dog s**t).
Kitten pisses off local War Chief (read: dog) and runs home. Kitten furious that Humans have given her a human bath but has forgiven Human with a lick.
Kitten now re-bathing herself as Humans didn’t do a very good job according to cat standards.
NB: Kitten has also discarded the ringy-dingy collar. Her victory will be short-lived.
The Human and the Kitten 