Chubster

Kitten has survived her outing to the v.e.t, and made conversation with the loud Abyssinian in the next carrier. Suspect she said, “Oh?” and got life story of fellow displeased kitten.

Kitten was slightly underweight three weeks ago at 2.7. Now healthy at 3.1 (which is half the size of our near 6 Orlando). Dr. Evil Human surprised to hear no issues otherwise. 

Boosters done. Kitten in process of forgiving Human What Cycles to Work for putting her in the carrier. 

Human What Betrayed Kitten with a Dog for two weeks also home, all house happy and settled.

Kitten Life

Kitten happy, growing, fur darker and healthier, playing much more, affectionate, talkative, delightful.

Bravely played with Human’s hand and snatched it (gently) in her claws. Assaulted hand with licks. Mighty hunter.

… Suspect all will change when in the carrier to the v.e.t for boosters tomorrow. Stay tuned.

“Kitten”

Human isn’t sure there’s much point in Kitten having a name, as she ignores ‘Willow’ and answers to Kitten (but only when it’s pronounced Kit-micropause-tenlikethenumber).

Adorably playing all evening and teaching Human to repurpose socks as toys, not gloves for giant bald(ish) human paws.

Braver

Kitten didn’t flinch at the Great Electrician Invasion and has managed two nights out without coming back caked in war paint or an injury. She continues to come back when Human calls and is very interested in those birdies.

For now, though, it’s hot. Nap is best.

Kitten 33 – Human 1

Kitten has returned at 5:33am to demand breakfast. She has now gone to sleep on the window ledge.

Kitten has no respect for Humansleeps. 

Queendom

Kitten has gone out to survey her Queendom now that she has a new ringy-dingy collar and is now observing the nice little cat next door. 

Human hoping for no war paint, ugly bumping or scraps.

Kitten 32 – Human 0

Human spent the weekend with her parents and Kitten stayed home with Human What Cycles to Work.

Kitten has taken this opportunity to moider a hot dog (and several socks) and further cement ownership of shoes.

Kitten 31 – Human 0

Kitten wakes human at 4am with very cold bean toes high five to Human’s big toe.

Kitten had forgotten she had food and is now delighted. Human can’t shake slightly eerie feeling in toe. 

Kitten 30 – Human 0

Human What Cycles to Work is knackered and so goes to bed ultra early. 

Kitten decides now is an excellent time to go LARPing and chooses to go as Boudicca.

Kitten marches through the undergrowth of the wilds of Behind the House and smears herself in war paint (read: dog s**t). 

Kitten pisses off local War Chief (read: dog) and runs home. Kitten furious that Humans have given her a human bath but has forgiven Human with a lick. 

Kitten now re-bathing herself as Humans didn’t do a very good job according to cat standards.

NB: Kitten has also discarded the ringy-dingy collar. Her victory will be short-lived.

Humans Aren’t All Bad

Kitten is settling much more into home life. Coped with the Great Cleaner Invasion and is now playing for hours on end. 

That Damnable Red Dot refuses to die, though.